A MIRACLE.

It’s a miracle! It only took five long years to finally read something economically coherent from Polkadot. What’s going on? Are we actually moving away from our classic French public service mindset—you know, the one that buys Bic pens for 5 euros when they’re 30 cents at the supermarket? The one that renovates a school staircase for €90,000 when a local contractor would do it for 2,000, tops?

Unbelievable but true: we’re finally starting to act like a forward-thinking economic model. At this rate, they might even discover the concept of a return on investment. We just might be onto something…

Finally, the end of developers getting paid €20,800 a month to code Pac-Man in 30 seconds with Claude 4 (the LLM)… and then spend the rest of the year sunbathing, while the community waits for yet another "revolutionary whitepaper."

Tell me, did Elon Musk secretly found DOT and forget to mention it? At this rate, we’ll have parachains on Mars and a DAO run by a chatbot on LSD.